http://www.costaricaelitetantra.com 416 556 2647 Hello all you sex lovers!  All year I have been writing and writing to enlightening you all with the spiritual elements of sex, sexual energy and the power of Tantra that opens our life.  Can I not just have one week to get dirty with you all?  Today I am stickin a naughty Christmas poem into everyones G-string hanging by the mantel; just for fun.  Enjoy sexy ones! Twas the night before Christmas, and my Goddess it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my partner was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some sex, by hook or by crook

I in my teddy, and him in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, that he lost his f.....ckin boner and I went dry.

Up to the window my partner sprang like an elf, tore back the shade while I played with myself

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt

When what to my partners' wondering eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, a sock in his ear, and a bra on his head

Sure as I'm writing, he was as high as a kite

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right

Whoa shithead, whoa asshole, whoa stupid, whoa putz, either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, quit shaking the sleigh, cause I gotta go pee

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, as each little reindeer now emptied its bladder

He was donning his jacket to cover his ass, when down the chimney Santa came with a crash

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, he looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore

That was some brothel, he said with a smile, the reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, then whipped out his lingam and pissed in my f....ckin sink.

My partner started to laugh, and I smiled with glee, because the ol' boy was hung nearly down to his knee

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, but his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, the next was a handgun with a lingam that spits

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, and a six pair of panties, the edible kind

A bra without nipples, a lingam extension, and several other things that I shouldn't even mention

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, a dildo so long, it lay in a coil

This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, so I'll leave 'em all here, and then I'll just split

He filled every stocking and then took his leave, with one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, then he fell on his ass and broke wind instead

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, the best thing about sex is that it never wears out! Alright all you dirty little elves; sometimes I do have a naughty streak.  You didn't think I had it in me, did you?  Anyway, all my warm hugs and kisses for your holidays!  I'll be back next year. oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Triad

Hey you individual sexual creatures!   Let me ask you something; do you think all things come in 3's?  Well, we've all grown to know the ol' sayings; 3rd time around,  3's a charm, watch out for number 3, and even, on your mark, get set, go, is a group of 3.  So, with said; your choice for wanting to have sex or not shows up 3 ways and today; I want to clear the path for you, so you can understand the almighty three; just in case you want to accept where someone, (sexually speaking that is) is coming from!  These members of the triad are asexual, celibacy and abstinence.   Let's tackle as briefly as I possibly can, the 1st one here, asexual.  You say the word is new to you?  You're thinking if a space went in between the a and the s, then you're a person who is a sexual being!  NOT.  What about If you haven't had sex in a while out of choice; does that mean you're asexual?  NOPE.  Choosing to not have sex makes a person celibate.  It doesn’t make them asexual.  Asexuality isn't a fancy dancy sounding word for celibacy either.  Celibacy and asexuality are two totally different concepts altogether.  Celibacy means someone doesn’t have sex and chooses not to.  Asexuality means someone doesn’t have a sexual attraction at all.  What a shame I say!  The point I'm trying to make here is; neither are gettin any! Asexuality describes an orientation, not a behavior.  Heterosexuals are attracted to the opposite sex, homosexuals are attracted to the same sex, and asexuals aren’t attracted to any sex at all.  BUT, and there's always a but; it’s possible for someone to have sex with someone they’re not sexually attracted to.  Someone can be asexual and still have sex.  Sounds kinda sleazy if you ask me!  But listen, now you can use a preferred caption for a sleaze bag and give them a new name, an asexual; sounds better doesn't it?  Here’s a simple outline, to help you grasp the triangular spectrum for sexuality.  Celibacy refers to not having sex for some reason. (I don’t have sex because __________.) Now, for abstinence; you're choosing not to have sex for some reason. (I don’t have sex because I choose not to.) And for asexuality; you simply don't have any sexual attraction to anyone or anything; meaning even self sexual pleasure. Let me open you up to the differences between the 2 most confusing points of the triangle; asexuality and celibacy.  Asexuality describes a direction, not a behavior, while celibacy is only talking about behavior.  Someone who is celibate is not having sex just by the definition itself, while someone who is asexual doesn’t experience sexual attraction, BUT they may or may not be having sex.  It's really quite that simple. The next point I want to make here and clear up, is that celibacy is not always a choice.  A celibate person is a person who is not having sex, BUT the reason for them not having sex could be beyond their control.  Let me give you an example.  Someone could be in a situation where there are no partners available, such as being locked up in solitary confinement (heaven forbid) or on the International space station for a few months.  So in those cases, it’s not a choice to be celibate, it’s a product of their environment.  Likewise, someone could be celibate because they simply don’t have a partner at the moment for whatever reason. Those people may want sex and would have sex, if it were available; but the circumstances have forced them to be celibate.  So in these particular situations, people have taken the phrase celibate and call it, involuntarily celibate. Now we have abstinence just to boggle your mind even more!  A person who is abstinent is also celibate by the actual definition, BUT a person who is celibate may not be abstinent, because they may not have made a deliberate choice to not have sex.  Someone who is celibate or abstinent is not necessarily asexual, in fact, most people who are celibate or abstinent are not asexual.  However, It's possible for an asexual to be practicing abstinence because of a religious or social reason, BUT it's the abstinence that is for the religion or social reason, not the asexuality.  Holy sh......t good grief!   Look, all you sexy people out there; if you're confused with today's  material, don't be.  If you're still having sex, YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!  You know what's best for you, your spirit and your soul.  Play responsibly!   oxoxooxoxoxoxoxo  

Pelvic Prison

Hello you sexy ones!  How are all things this week?  Guess what?  Today, we women are getting out of prison!  Listen ladies; even though you'd like to believe this is a time of sexual equality, there are still plenty of men out there who think it's their job to lead during sex.  They think it's up to them  to give us women an orgasm; which, when you come to think of it, might not be such a bad division of labour, BUT, it's our time to be released from the shackles.  Our appeal has been granted sisters! I'm serious as usual;  ladies, you need to be asserting yourself sexually.   You must by now, know that some men find an assertive woman in bed something of a threat; BUT, there are others and many more coming on board who absolutely just love it, and adore the chance to lounge back and relax while you adopt the superior female position in more ways than the obvious one.  Of course, you might want to find a man who's secure enough in his own masculinity not to feel threatened by a sexually assertive woman. What I find is, and it's odd, how we all seem to revert back in time where the man on top and the woman on bottom, good ol' honourable sex position, becomes the norm in the bedroom.  This is incarceration and a lock down chicas!  Stop throwing yourselves to the penal institution I say! Get out and get one him!  Being on top gives you the flexibility you need to open up your sex chakra by moving that mojo the way YOU want.  It also gives you a chance to swing your pelvis with great enthusiasm, which can add dramatically to the pleasure for the both of you.  Who cares if he doesn't have an orgasm; it's all about you queen bees! When you take the lead and learn to enjoy sex in the dominating sexual position, you master your body pleasure this way.  Do whatever feels comfortable.  Ride him back and forth, up and down, grind your hips in a circle, or lie down stomach to stomach and slide back and forth.  Face him, give him your back, ride side saddle.  Whatever!  Do whatever the hell feels good for YOU and experiment till you really find out.  AND.....make sure he stays still.  He needs to lay down and take is punishment! Look, for centuries, men have taken the lead with sex and women have just lied back waiting for it to finish.  How f....ed up is that I ask you?  Our pelvic energy has been stifled since the beginning of time.  We haven't been able to have orgasms because of it.   Not only that; our creative expression has been locked up and we lost control from throwing ourselves into the slammer! Ok, enjoy your freedom gals! oxoxoxoxoxo

Open The Cage

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Hi lovelies! How are you all anyway?  Are you protecting and honing what was given to you for free?  Say what now!  Nothing is for free you say.  Some of us overlook the biggest commodity in our lives.  Something that 's raw and our primary ingredient for life!  What's that you may ask; sexuality and the gift of sexual energy of course. 

There's an issue that always creeps up about sexuality and I always find the same dilemma.  That is, if we all started to do what we wanted to do sexually, what would the world be like?  If you take away all the rules, what will happen?  A massive world orgy?  The answer to this is where you and I must come together in agreement, no?  I have absolute confidence that if you were to drop your outer rules about sexuality, you would find your own inner rules to be so much more humane, spontaneous, loving, and kind; would you not?  I would hope so!  Most people seem to think that they are caged animals, and that if the cage were opened and the rules gone, you would become some kind of sexual beast.  My sexy friends, it's not like that at all. You are a part of the createdness that carries with it, an awareness of what's most beneficial; should you choose to be sexual.  But, when you turn to the outer false rule instead of to yourself, things become unclear.  The law within your own sexual being is absolutely predictable.  I know that, because I know the law upon which I was born and created from.  SEX! 

Since the beginning of your time here; you've been seeking compassion, understanding, harmony, courage, wisdom, your own nature, your essence of being and love; it's all part of the source where we came from.  Where the heck do you think this raw material initiated in the first place?  In the moment of your creation, you were given incredible gifts; and one of the most important IS the gift of sexuality!

Don't be confused when you move through your sexual world.  You have certain feelings and emotions that you want to harmonize with sex, when connecting with another human being, right?  You have different opinions; because you're different, true?  If you wish to understand sexuality, don't view it with your thinking mind.  The energy itself is as pure as any energy that you could possibly imagine.  Ask yourself; what purpose do I want to use sexuality for?  When you place this power of sexuality in your hands, you want to feel it and say; what will I do with it, whom will I share it with and how is it going to affect my life?  You can't see your sexuality, but you can detect it's aura as power within you, so you must investigate yourself.  These are the queries which each and everyone of you must answer.  The justifying outcome stems from the deepest part of your being.  Don't be afraid, you will not become that wild sexual animal that you fear.  What you will find, through deep probing, is the greatest ally the physical body has.

So many people use allies from the so called spirit world but listen up!  Your ally is right here.  Sexuality IS the accomplice here; because it gives you the opportunity to better understand yourself through being part of your own naturalness.  Any one, no matter what their age, who has feelings of sexuality that are in some way distorted; or physical desires that make them unhappy or uncomfortable, should recognize them as areas of unfinished business.  Your conception perhaps wasn't from a place of love; it's science people!  You will need to clear that from your being with some guidance and help.   Look, if you don't  have sexual expression in your life, it's because you've decided that you didn't want it.  If you're sitting around on your sexual power because you think you're too ugly, too fat, too old, or for whatever reason, then that's the belief you project into the world, and that's what you WILL experience. 

Sexuality rules were made by people from our history who didn't feel free in their own sexual expression; and placed themselves and society in a friggin cage. Want the bust out of jail card?  I'll give it to you for free, then see me for rehabilitating yourself for re-entering the real world of sexuality!
Enjoy your weekend my sexy people!
oxoxoxoxoxo