http://www.costaricaelitetantra.com 416 556 2647 Hello all you sex lovers!  All year I have been writing and writing to enlightening you all with the spiritual elements of sex, sexual energy and the power of Tantra that opens our life.  Can I not just have one week to get dirty with you all?  Today I am stickin a naughty Christmas poem into everyones G-string hanging by the mantel; just for fun.  Enjoy sexy ones! Twas the night before Christmas, and my Goddess it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my partner was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some sex, by hook or by crook

I in my teddy, and him in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, that he lost his f.....ckin boner and I went dry.

Up to the window my partner sprang like an elf, tore back the shade while I played with myself

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt

When what to my partners' wondering eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, a sock in his ear, and a bra on his head

Sure as I'm writing, he was as high as a kite

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right

Whoa shithead, whoa asshole, whoa stupid, whoa putz, either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, quit shaking the sleigh, cause I gotta go pee

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, as each little reindeer now emptied its bladder

He was donning his jacket to cover his ass, when down the chimney Santa came with a crash

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, he looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore

That was some brothel, he said with a smile, the reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, then whipped out his lingam and pissed in my f....ckin sink.

My partner started to laugh, and I smiled with glee, because the ol' boy was hung nearly down to his knee

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, but his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, the next was a handgun with a lingam that spits

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, and a six pair of panties, the edible kind

A bra without nipples, a lingam extension, and several other things that I shouldn't even mention

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, a dildo so long, it lay in a coil

This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, so I'll leave 'em all here, and then I'll just split

He filled every stocking and then took his leave, with one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, then he fell on his ass and broke wind instead

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, the best thing about sex is that it never wears out! Alright all you dirty little elves; sometimes I do have a naughty streak.  You didn't think I had it in me, did you?  Anyway, all my warm hugs and kisses for your holidays!  I'll be back next year. oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo