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Hey there! Today we're toning up your luscious designa vaginas for spring and hereon after! Tell me; did the winter bring about pesky panty pounds? If so; it's time to tone up those tacos ladies! I'm here to help you today, get the rock hard labias you've always dreamed of for good, so your bikini crotch doesn't sag like a bag of wet sand anymore and you'll be wanting to proudly wear your individual brand with a chain around your neck!
Just to get a tiny side tracked first; I watched this programme about women who have had plastic surgery on their luscious lilies. They call it labiaplasty (nipping women's genital lips). Ouchhhhh! Listen up here; Yoni rejuvenation to make her tight, shapely and sculpted shouldn't be from surgery; get on the path girls, to the organic lifestyle will ya. That's what this teaching of mine is all about damn it! Now, I can understand this being done for comfort and post baby tightenings; but I didn't have that problem; mine's like a friggin elastic band and so should yours! I'm tellin ya, forget about cosmetic reasons; this is not a Hollywood Yoni fashion parade where you wear your crotch jeans to show off a cosmopolitan shopping spree! This is about naturally getting into firm shape organically without the intrusions from fake, temporary means. My question here is; guys, do you have a preference for size and shape of the tender bits of lips down under our lovely navels? Would you bolt out of bed if they didn't suit you? Tell me please will ya? BUT, I do know this; most of you sexy men respect a well taken care of masterpiece of female art, no? Of course you do!
Look, just as your face starts sagging and that doesn't have to happen either because I have a technique to manage that too! Your lady parts will inevitably age over time and I"m here to tell ya, you can beat it! Listen, there's a million products out there to help keep your face looking supple; but most of them are laced with chemicals that clog your system and f...ck up your hormones making you look worse! AND, your Yoni is no exception, she's being left to fend for herself and you wanna know something else? Most Gynecologists tell ya dick about when things are going to go south down there, and then women are shocked that their beautiful Yoni butterfly wings have completely changed their tune over the course of living their years in action and head in a different direction, downward. SCREW THAT!
As early as your 20s, you may lose fat in your outer labia and mons pubis (that's the mound of fatty tissue above your lips; laymen terms here, pussy fat!). Those areas can start to sag; it’s just volume loss, like you’d have in your breasts or face as you age. Following all this unnecessary baggage; changes occur on the inside of your Yoni as well (hello, like stretching!), and as you approach the wonderful transition of menopause, the lining of your Yoni starts to thin, blood flow decreases, and your pelvic floor muscles weaken; and a sagging HOO HA can be a confidence killer in the bedroom. I read a recent study that was conducted in the quarterly women's psychology; finding that women who were dissatisfied with the display of their sacred domains had lower sexual self esteem and satisfaction. Not only do things look different down there, but things feel different. Tragic once again. But it doesn't have to be this way; you can alter the DNA of that pet. I'm serious!
Tune in chicas! You don’t have to investigate plastic surgery to keep your lovely queen bee parts looking and feeling young. Instead, try these simple strategies; they're working for me. At all costs, avoid the yo yo dieting and just put yourself on a realistic and proper eating, exercise habit. Kick up your kegels and squeeze and release the skin to tightness. Ditch your office chair, using it only for eating your lunches; you should only be planting your ass down when you're traveling or at mealtimes anyway. I know I know, you're saying; but I have to sit to do my work. BULLSHIT! Ask your boss for a new desk so you can stand at your computer; I had to buy a bar height table; I stand up to do my writing and whatnot. I''m telling ya; sitting is the new smoking. Staying sexually active and switching things up in the sac. LIKE DAAAAA, BUT OF COURSE! Rethink about taking those long bike rides my dears!. Strictly stick to only natural body cleansers and stop scrubbing the hell out of your snatch!
Got one for you guys too, for your droopy drawers!
See you on the next round
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