Sex Salon

http://www.costaricaelitetantra.com
1 416 556 2647
Dakini in Toronto & Costa Rica


Hey, what's up you horny herd?  Visited the spa lately?  It ain't cheap you say; so you only treat yourself once every 6 months, if it's even that.  Listen lovelies; you CAN go and indulge every damn day!  It's the naked truth grasshoppers!  There's a sexy retreat right at your front doorstep.  At least there damn well better be or it's time for you all to move your asses elsewhere!  Sex IS the only beauty parlour lounge you need to be hangin out at.  It's good for your skin, hair, nails, AND, it’s all backed by science people!  The last time I saw my hair Sister; she made a comment on how toned my face skin was looking, AND, how healthy my hair was gettin to be.  Ya it's true; lately I came to realize that my hide has changed its tone outcrop of dull as dishwater complexion, AND, my girly locks are stronger than ever.  She said to me; "You must be having sex everyday"? 

Strangely enough, it seems she isn’t the only husk and thatch expert who believes that more sex IS the answer to everything from acne, wrinkles, AND, aging!  The more research I do on this sexy slavish subject, the more fascinating it gets, AND, there's a payload of scholarly wisdom to prove the connection at the same time!  There HAS been a ka jillion studies done; one in particular where 3,500 men and women were put on one side of a two way mirror and participants on the other side had to guess their age.  The classy gang with a swarming sex life had their milestones underestimated by an average of 10 years, while consensus was that the troops with a meager merry go round actually looked quite seasoned!

So, forget those expensive moisturizers and serums girlfriends; a twirl and tumble in the bunk sheets IS all that your skin needs!  It makes you gleam like a glow worm!  Beauty companies have longggg been trying to exact into a bottle, the ridiculously glowyyy aftereffects of sex.  So, it stands to reason that skin wizards should follow suit no?  The contributing cause, they have figured, ISSSSS, that a spin in the blissful blankets improves blood circulation, which helps pump oxygen into your pelt, making it brighter.  Like daaaa, we already know this shit, right Sherlock's?  Damn well better know it!  As I like to call it?  It’s happy horny skin!

It releases anti-inflammatory molecules lovelies!  You warlocks carry a savvy disposition for the understanding about internal inflammation, right?  You know, the kind that gives you acne, wrinkles and a host of other skin and health related points of issue?  Getting down to business literally bathes your bloodstream in anti-inflammatory molecules.  Two of the biggest instigating persuaders are of course, oxytocin and beta endorphin's.  Plus, the craft of the day also releases a KEY hormone called DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone) that can boost the immune system, giving you healthier skin, hair, AND decreases depression!

And check this out; that relucent LA LA WILL also prevent dry skin.  Got more for ya loveaaass!  Having regular pushy pushy sessions also increases estrogen levels and also improves blood circulation.  Both of which devours moisture and lubricants to our bodies for it to stay healthy, happy and horny, while simultaneously improving skin elasticity.  Translation?  NO MORE DRYING UP SISTERS, and I mean NOT anywhere, anymore!

It clears acne (even adult acne) breakouts.  Yeppers peppers, a super duper vigorous horny huddle in the sac (or on the kitchen table, for that matter) doesn’t just help you build up a sweat, it'll balance your better be HAPPY hormone levels.  Result?  Clearer skin!  Say bye bye to those miracle creams or acne meds!  Not only this, and I'm sorry it took so long BUT, it prevents wrinkles as well!  Sex does 3 things here people, which prevents premature aging.  First, it boosts natural collagen production, which stave's off age spots and wagging sagging body jackets!  Secondly, it releases the human growth hormone, which helps keep your peelings like a rubber band man!  And the threesome?  It increases the levels of DHEA (I spoke about this earlier), which gives your coat of arms a more youthful appearance.  Logical deduction?  The more pleats you make on the playful platform equals fewer crows feet on your mug shot doll faces!

Wait, I got more!  It cleanses your pores.  A sexy, sweaty showdown is something like a deep cleansing facial.  The sweat de-grimes your pores of accumulated dirt, pollutants and makeup residue.  Ya sure, you can get the same effect on a treadmill, BUT as you must know, that’s not half as fun now is it?  I'd say nada to that!

There's even a wider extension here lovelies!  It makes you thinner!  In the winter when it’s cold and dreary outside, you’d rather snuggle down under your cozy quilt and not trudge to the gym, right?  I end up draggin my Dakini ass anyway, BUT, don’t forget that sex counts as exercise too!  Sex WILL burn 200-300 calories in an hour.  Yoga will torch approximately 230 calories in that time, dancing will do 260 and walking 310.  Do the math lovelies; adding sex DAILY into your routine WILL slim you down even faster for spring!  AND, it’s not just the cardio quotient; nookie releases testosterone, which goes a longggg way for building and maintaining bone and lean muscle tissue.  Thin and toned by takin and givin the bone IS what I'm talkin about here grasshoppers!

Look further you wise ones, and expand!  It makes your nails stronger!  The same horny hormones that are released post WOO HOO also keep your nails strong and hardy.  This is like goin to the spa salon Sisters, BUT, it's free!  I don't know about you, BUT, that's a double bonus, at least where I am concerned!  It gives you fantastic horny hair, controls your hormones for your libido (HUGE BONUS!), which conditions and tones your skin, AND, preserves your youth without a hitch!  Do yourselves (including you brothers) a HUMONGOUS leg up to a flourishing, physical appearance by indulging in SEX!

Sing like a LOVE, LOVE, LOVE bird and enjoy your weekend!
oxoxoxo