Horny Mrs. Claus

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Ho Ho Horny Christ Mas!!!  Welllll, can you believe this is the final frontier for 2016 cropping up?  Allow me to get out of my serious mode this week, so I can playfully let my joshing gags of artillery fly!  BUT, of course I HAD to throw in the feminine aspect, just to keep you all on track.  Enjoy!


T'was the night before Christ Mas
Santa was too F****** busy
Delivering presents
AND, Mrs. Claus was drastically dizzy

For several months now
The same every year
There’d been no time for F***** SEX
HER mission was clear

Santa cracked the whip with those elves
To make enough toys
To satisfy a world
Of girls and boys

BUT, (as if it wasn't coming again!) satisfied isn’t
What Mrs. Claus was
And the horniness built up to
A hell of a F***** buzz

Soooo, on Christ Mas Eve
Mrs. Claus was still reeling
From a CHRONIC wet Yoni
No Santa was feeling

The elves were pissed off!
From being worked to the bone
And they were all pent up
With problems of their own

And it’s not like the elves
Hadn’t noticed the sexy lass
Cause young Mrs. Claus
Had a great sets of girls and fine, fine ass!

Soooo, they spun up a plan
And marched into the house
Surrounded Mrs. Claus
And tore off her blouse!

And before she knew it
She was naked and lying
On the rug by the fire
BUT, she sure wasn’t crying!

Because one by one
The elves indeed listened and obeyed
With young Mrs. Claus
Because she was one hell of a lay!

She learned that not everything
About elves was so small
They F***** in the kitchen
AND, they F***** in the hall!

They sucked on her tit
They licked her sweet clit
She blew them in gratitude
A kiss without spit

And when SHE had cum
At least once or twice
Mrs. Claus told the elves
They were naughty, BUT nice

So they’d hoaxed the old bastard
And he never knew
How well she’d been F*****
By the elves that she knew

So if you’re a workaholic
And your partner is ignored
And she’s sexy and horny
And soooo very bored

And you travel on business
While your crew is at home
There’s a damn good F***** chance
That she'll DEMAND the candy cane bone!

On this eve before Christ Mas
It was a delight
The elves F***** Mrs. Claus
And they ALL had a good night.

Happy Holidays people!  Please remember that giving warm hugs, smiles, AND, female orgasms should be the priority give aways on your gift giving list!

oxoxoxoxoxoxo