The Hard Heads

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How are you beautifully, well rounded, back to the natural basics kind of people all doin out there anyway?  You guys! Is your Lingam as strong and HARD as he could be? Worthy question you say, AND, no he's not you add?  Today I wanna share and enlighten you on how you can go virile with your monumental (should be) hard heads!!!  Follow my lead here people!  So, there's like this Norwegian legend dating way back in the year 1000, that gives us a simple BUT, (TADA!) efficient recipe for embracing the enlargement of the lovely Lingam.  AND, it just so happens that the usage of this SKILL made the scene before any of the other (somewhat) tactics punch the clock!

Listen up you horny humans!  Your Lingam WILL go beyond any expectation or dream that you've ever possibly envisioned.  I'm friggin serious here, so read on!  The story behind this legend involved, of course, this legendary man from Norwegian; who was known as the man with the ice penis.  Haakon Harfaggerson was his name and having a virile limb, ALL THE TIME, was his game!  He actually became the innocent victim of JEALOUSY, from husbands who weren't so naturally gifted, if you know what I mean?  BUT, Haakon used this special approach, whose origin is still unknown today.  BUT, what we DO know is, from a documented report made by one of his groupie buddies back in the time; spelling out what to do in order to become a TRUE man, with a powerful Lingam of a HEFTY size!

You must know that I HAD to dig up some more shit on this; because the unknown origins of MOST things fascinate me to no end.  AND, I want all of you male grasshoppers out there to have the stiffest damn dick ever; because my siser followers are deserving of it, NO?  Hell ya!  In my research I discovered that by taking a Scottish shower every morning, can keep an iron crotch of health for all you brothers out there; making your Lingam become the most powerful sex tool and full of vitality to endure HER lovely Yoni!  AND, that's what this is all about people, SATISFYING HER!
 
A little of his-story here.  Scottish showers initiated from the weather in Scotland where there seems to be never ending showers of cold rain.  BUT, on the other hand, PROOF for using cold water to enhance health benefits HAVE already been revealed from our ancient ancestors.  There were a lot of cultures back in the beginning of time, who included cold water soakings into their spiritual ceremonies.  When the Greeks had discovered techniques of heating water for their baths, they still made use of cold soaks on a daily basis.  Even the ancient Russians took frequent dips in ice cold rivers for health and purification.  AND, of course, the Japanese are not excluded from this stylized practice.  As a matter of fact, they still embrace this ritual by standing under an icy waterfall as part of a ritual known as Misogi; which was believed to purify the strength of the mind.  That's why casinos are sooooo F***** cold; to keep your mind sharp, quick and ready to wager!

If you're hard core and love camping in the Canadian winters; here's what you'll do.  BUT, if you can't get away for this Lingam empowering adventure; get yourself in the hot shower with a bucket of ice by your side and follow my instructions!!!!! Every morning wake up with the sun and be filled with its cheerful joy, robust power and radiant brightness, even if you can’t see it!  Go outside of your tent in the snow and light a small fire which will be your own sun, as well as your source of heat and brilliant energy.  Sit down facing your sea of flames; take out your male sword (your Ya Ya) in your hands and rub him hard with some snow (or the ice cubes in the shower if you're at home); in a motion that starts from the base to the top.  Repeat this performance a few times (at least 2 to 3).  Your red blooded limb and his 2 comrades hanging around will lose three quarters of their size.  Actually, those chummy co-mates will be like two small leather bags, chilling out because of the cold, BUT, don't be alarmed; this is all part of the process!  Now, warm your hands by the fire (or get back under that hot shower), greedily heat your paws back up again; filling them with the scorching, desirous, flames of sultry passion!

When they're undoubtedly hot, put them on your Lingam again and move them towards its head as if you want to make him longer.  He'll start to grow again, as if you were sitting in front of a beautiful Goddess, ready to throw yourself into her loving Yoni!  Stop rubbing your Lingam and again take the snow (or the cubes) into your hands.  Take advantage of the increasing size of your Lingam guys and massage him up and down with your hands cold with snow (or cubes) until he gets small again.

Heat your hands up and do it allllll over again.  Your flamboyant Lingam WILL become as strong as a F***** rock and slim and sexy as a fir tree that lives on top of the mountains; all because of the hot/cold alternation that's been goin on.  Your female partner WILL be overwhelmed with pleasure due to your lusty encounters; AND, you'll always remember her wails of pleasure for sure!  She'll turn into the white tigress that you never knew before; desiring to have you inside of her, FOREVER!

You might say that this technique I revealed today is to a degree, callous, BUT, it's one of the few methods that efficiently use the basic principles of toning up.  The alternation of hot and cold tones up the cells don't you know!  Also, the alternating contraction elongation method helps to increase your already (BUT, could be better) alluring manhood, both in length and diameter.  This tactic should only be applied on a Lingam that's not in standing at attention mode; BECAUSE, the cells are too rigid to be lengthened at this stage of the game.  What's more here; it's even sexier to get your lady LOVE involved.  Participate in a worthwhile cause sisters!  Make some natural flavoured ice cubes of whatever you like and slurp your lovaaaaa into the shape you want him to be in I say!

Really awesome writing to you all today and every Friday for that matter!  A friend of mine the other day told me I need to script all my articles and turn them into stand up! Ya, Toronto has enough open mic nights to practice that's for sure.  You never know.
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