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Hey you
delicious sexy people! How healthy tasting is your partners nectar down
there; where it most counts? Don't know you say; cause you can't get
past the memory from the last time? Yikes; not good lovelies! I’ve
been wanting to tackle this subject for quite some time now. It’s a
touchy matter when you just can't sink into your sex pal's loins because
you don't like the taste or smell of them. Pay close attention today
people! it's time to wipe your diet off to a clean slate and start
fresh! Vegetarians taste better!!! You must know of course, that with
this truth rollin around the white dinner plate; like green peas
wearing black top hats, also comes this knee slapper! The healthier you
eat, the better you feel, look, taste, and smell. Like who would have
ever figured that out, right? If you’re eating a plant based diet rich
in whole grains, legumes, and veggies, and eliminate those f*ckin
processed foods and artificial fillers, then you’re on the right path;
leading your partner to camp out with their lips and tongue in the
southern hemisphere!
I can personally vouch
that vegetarians taste better; because I’ve dated a garden hare. The
healthier the eater, the better tasting their sexy spunk is; so take
that and sip on it! This not only affects the way you taste; BUT, the
way you smell as well, in that sacred space. A recent study was
published in the Journal Chemical Senses, giving the low down that
vegetarians had a more attractive crotch taste and odour than those in
the study who ate meat. The brave veggie players were rated as having a
less intense tang and aroma than the meat eating cave people who
participated in this research.
There’s no denying it
grasshoppers; what we eat DOES have an affect on our body’s odour,
colouration, and yepper peppers; our liquor of love! So, just to put
meat and dairy aside for a sec; those who have diets heavy in pungent
foods like onion, garlic, chives and leeks more times than not, have
more pungent tasting sexbits and moonshine; along with a sharper body
odour overall. So, if your little lamb chop is tasting, mmmm well, not
so sweet, you may wanna suggest they cut back on the pungency of their
intake for nutrition.
I'm not saying that it’s a
plant based diet only, that makes your chummy one savor and spic better
when you're straddling their shanks; BUT, like you didn't know that was
on its way again; cleaning up your damn diet overall does have an
incredible impact on your flavour, and vegetarians in general tend to be
healthier than your average meat munching homo sapiens! On another
note here; I highly endorse 2 juices specifically to sweeten your
spirits; apple and pineapple. First, try them twice a week for each;
then take the taste test. And make sure they're organic will ya!
My concluding, BUT, never
ending prescription for this week is? Well, you must know; I'll go as
far as to say that, since veganism is based on the loving compassion for
animals, social integrity and environmental strength. THEY, more than
others, understand LOVE (the denominator here) better and because of
this fact, they also believe that there's an added component to their
relationships based on their faith. Sex becomes spiritual and stops
being strictly about the physical act of just f*cking! Let's clean up
our acts out there; so we can all get back down to business and extract
the broth once again!
Enjoy your agua vitae and Happy Canada Day!
oxooxoxoxo
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