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My sexy lovelies! How the hell are you this week? How's your sleeping patterns? Solid, sexy or stifled? Did you know that only 12% of North Americans sleep naked? Yep, it's a damn crying shame that's for f*cking sure! You wanna know why don't you? Well, according to a recent poll from the National Sleep Foundation; the health benefits from going to la la land butt naked is LIFE ALTERING. Not only does nighttime nudity feel awesome, it’s also good for your health. I'm going to give you 5 great reasons today to let it all hang out tonight and every night from here on in!
1. You’ll sleep better - I remember when I use to sleep with the nighties; yep, I admit it. Damn thing was wrapped around my f*cking neck most of the night and almost strangled me to death! Then I tried the PJ's; you know, the ones with the pants. Those things are worse let me tell ya, because you have to pull the crotch out of your crack all the time so you don't get ruptured! Shedding your threads before cozying in will help you snooze more soundly. Your body temperature declines as you doze off and climbs before you wake up, and your stupid duds can interfere with this natural fluctuation. What are you, a f*cking Eskimo? The extra insulation can make you too hot as your temperature drops, leading to tossing and turning and waking up sweaty in the middle of the night. Strip it off people! PJ's only allow your body temperature to incubate and marinate, which interrupts your dream time and your sleeping partner!
2. Your metabolism will ignite - (My favourite here) Staying cool throughout the night will help rev up your metabolism my tribe! We all love that extra fat burner; DO WE NOT? Researchers found that when people slept in a chilly room, they produced double the volume of brown fat; that's the healthy fat stored in your sexy neck that burns calories to generate body heat; compared to when you sleep in a warmer room. Keeping your body temperature lower by sleeping in the raw will produce the same effect.
3. You’ll protect your testies guys - Sleeping in your underwear boosts the odds that you’ll get an infection in the worst possible place don't you know; and that goes for you ladies out there too! Your drawers keep heat and moisture in; and bacteria THRIVE in warm, moist habitats; so stop hosting uninvited organisms! The more you accommodate intruders; the higher likelihood they'll irritate your skin down there and chances are, become infected. Skip your skivvies my grasshoppers and keep your beautiful labia's/balls cleaner, drier, and healthier.
4. You wanna nurture your sperm? - Of course you do! Your sexy scrotum needs to be just the right temperature in order to optimize sperm production; that is, if you're still in the league for playing ball!. That supreme scrotum temperature is about 95 to 96 degrees, just slightly cooler than the rest of your body. When your containers are too warm, your little wigglers quality and attitude suffers; and they start lounging around in the heat like they're on a f*cking vacation! This was discovered from a study that tested the men at sea (semen) who used saunas. Still yet; even tight gonches (a Canadian term for underwear) can be enough to raise your sack’s thermal reading above the solid gold level. So with that said; any of you young men out there; for the sake of your future insemination sessions, consider free balling it will ya!
And last but a lot lustier; you’ll get closer to your partner - Well, I don't know what I did wrong but the last partner I had wore sweats and a t-shirt! Like am I being punished or what? Maybe he just got tired of me, who knows. So f*ckin unfair I say; I'm an extremely sexy, sensual woman; I need raw male meat beside me in the sac! Skin on skin contact with your hot, horny woman triggers and releases that famous hormone (oxytocin) shooting straight up to that sex organ planted on your neck! Prick up your ears followers! You already know that when that chemical is generated; it reduces stress, makes you feel more connected to your partner, and increases your WOO HOO drive! Take ownership of what better be the obvious outcome here; or your in a gigantic dilemma with me! Sweeping up against each other leafless, like Eve and Adam in the bunk of butts; time and again presents an opportunity to get seductive, steamy things goin on! And that, my one of a kind clan with a plan, IS the way to honour the hay time.
Ok you truth seekers; enjoy your weekend!
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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