Panting With Pleasure

 
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Dakini in Toronto & Costa Rica

Hello my breathtaking followers!  How the hell are you all anyway?  Can we completely agree that stinky breath is a supreme sexual arousal massacre?  True to the core indeed!  Couldn't be any more legit; IN FACT, research shows it's THE # 1 turnoff of all intimate goods!!! There's this matchmaking service that recently surveyed over 5,000 singles and found that the highest reported EXIT RAMP (with 86% of responses) was lousy breath; above smoking, yellow teeth and rude behaviour.

If you grasshoppers out there notice that your mouth could be a  raunchy right off and you're thinking that peppermint flavoured gum is gonna be a quick and trouble free fix.  THINK AGAIN FOLLOWERS!  If sex is on the roster for the evening, you might wanna reconsider that option!  This so called common breath freshening tactic actually contains chemicals that HANDICAP your skills in the sacred sac!  YIKES, this can't happen!!!

The menthol in peppermint HAS been proven to lower testosterone levels, dropping one's libido to a VERY UN-sexy low percentage.  AND, gum chewing in particular, WILL lead to some especially unattractive consequences.  Despite any promises of a fresh mush made by the chewing gum brands, chomping on the stuff actually gives oral bacteria something to chew on themselves.  So chaw on that will ya!  The germs in your chops feed on particles in the gum, AND, ooooooze out strong smelling sulfur compounds in the process. Like who would have evaaaaaa known????  BUT, (as always) you do now!

Look you little horny hornets, I'm just givin ya all a heads up here; this leads to the off putting breath that WILL cramp your style in the sexy cubicle of LOVE!  AND, if that weren't DISASTROUS enough, the air imported into your frame of reference from constant chomping IS gonna lead to excess belching.  Good Goddess we CAN'T have that either!  All symptoms considered here, it seems as though peppermint gum should be taken off the carte du jour; especially if a night of playful body romping lies ahead!

Listen up my tribe!  We're ALL in luck with this can of worms! Bad breath CAN be battled in ways that won't extinguish your heavy panting rituals.  What I recommend IS, replacing minty suckers and chewing gum with essentially organic peppermint, mint, anise, parsley, cloves, cinnamon, cardomine, and coriander TEAS.  It all starts in your guts NOT your gobs lovelies!  These liquid brewing alternatives are excellent for digestion and your pleasing pants of ecstasy!  I'm still PUSHING all you sexy cats to paw away organically; right down to your smooching orfaces, remember? THEN, you can have your crisp, sparkling gasps with your carnal knowledge to boot!

Final note here?  If it comes to telling your intimate pleasure playmate that they have ka ka breath; that just might be an awkward and difficult form of business to handle.  This upstream paddle stroke to knowing just how to approach the subject without hurting their feelings might get a bit choppy, BUT HEY, you also want to be honest and help them out, right?  Like ya, you F****** well better!  Whether or not they're aware of their iffy odour; there ARE ways to inoffensively let your lovaaaaaa know that they have a cruddy clam mouth.

Pretend that you have a stinky trap.  The classic way to HINT with this particular obstacle is to act as if you have the rotten pickle yourself.  This is a great way to bring up the topic of a icky sticky fly net to someone; particularly to a person that you're VERY close with, because it's a non-confrontational way to make them think about their own yapper snapper without hurting their DELICATE feelings! Start the conversation by saying, "I’m gonna grab something to drink, I feel like my breath is horribly dry from lack of water".  Another key is to say, "is it just me or does my breath reek?  You can also throw in, "can you smell my breath; I feel like it’s stapled with stench stew?".  These subtle, BUT, significantly smooth alternatives are YOUR prescriptions today, in order to compromise an awkward situation.  DON'T hinder the chance of GETTING LAID my sisters and brothers!

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your kissers!
oxoxoxoxoxo

Cracker of Sexual Crucifixion

 

 

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Dakini in Toronto & Costa Rica

Hey there you sexually stimulated grasshoppers!  Never put the lid on your sexual urges? I mean ever!!!!  I STILL can't believe some of these BUTT HEADS from our past pioneering era; ON PURPOSE tried to CRACK down on us and our natural sexual desire.  AND, of course seemingly always stemming from F****** religion; as we know it!  We're takin a look at the Graham Cracker today lovelies!  One of America's first diet hawks, Sylvester Graham thought he was cocksure certain that sexual desire was ruining society.  LMFAO!!!!  His solution? Whole wheat!  This is how an obsessed legacy lives on in our foods today!  BUT, (as usual) thank Goddess we now have choices!

Sylvester Graham was a Northeastern EVANGELICAL MINISTER (need I say more?) during the CONSTRAINT movements of the 1830's.  While his fellow rebels were in a stew with social and humanitarian issues like alcohol and tobacco consumption, women's rights, and slavery; brother Graham swivelled his attention to SEX; not to say that he was gettin any that is, BUT, protested against it.  Americans' animalistic sexual hungers were getting the better of them, which is what HE presumed to be true!

In HIS mind; lavishness in the way of recreational sex, gluttony, and materialism were leading Americans to a wicked vice; making them physically ill.  WELL, I totally agree with the gluttony and materialism for sure; BUT, sex?  It better be a recreational event WITH your teammate LOVAAAA of course!  Look, most people associate the Graham Cracker as a simple vehicle for delivering marshmallows, chocolate and cheese cake filling.  BUT, the original range of view for Graham Crackers had little to do with s’mores don't you know!  Those damn crackers were designed and marketed as a diet food to help people cut down on their sexual urges!  That's right people!  We all grew up with them!

Inspired by his religious WEAKNESS to save mankind, Graham ruffled up his pompoms like a Goddess damn cheerleader to take control of the peoples' health, by repressing their unchaste urges!   In Graham's CORRUPT range of vision, the relationship between sex and health was child's play.  His faith rested on; the more immoral the activity, bodily harm exceeded.  Seems like there was a lot of immorality back then that needed suppressing, for him to go to the lengths that he did!

Brother Graham made his name by giving crowd pleasing spiels threatening that masturbation flamed the brain more than natural arousal, and therefore resulting in insanity.  Ohhh please sister/brother mother!!!   He goes on with his sales talk, pitching that sex more than once a month was downright pathological.  Of course there were other sought after health reforming make overs at that time, BUT, sexual urges was the scriptural dudes selective commodity.

Like ALL highly religious people, Sylvester Graham (yes, the cracker of all time) thought the world had a problem with immorality.  In the mid 1800's, the Presbyterian podium pounder  set out on a crusade to find something to help those suffering from the SINS of SEXUALITY.  Oh Goddess, my stomach; LMFAO again!  He also happened to be quite interested in diets.  The guy was a vegetarian himself; in fact, THE father of the early American vegetarian movement.  He believed that eating foods without spices, sugar, processed flour and without chemicals was the way to avoid thoughts of sex.  To help people follow that diet, he created his crackers.  GRAHAM CRACKERS!

Thing is?  While diligently converting his followers to go against chemicals, sugars and being green, which IS the way to go BTW; every one's libido SKYROCKETED because the body was restored!  He somewhat overlooked the consequences for renovating the body and underestimated the sexual vitality that's generated from the purification of veganism!  AND, definitely didn't know SHIT about the Taoist practises of having sex WITHOUT releasing orgasms genitally, for longevity, robust mental activity, fit organs and????  THE THROBBING LOVE VIBRATION!!!

Alrighty then you horny lovelies.  Don't forget to keep the lid off!

Enjoy your weekend

oxoxoxoxo